Adolf Hitler

Object 'Adolf Hitler' belongs to the 'Historical Figure Battle Royale' theme.

Connection to Jesus:

Hitler would have no trouble packing Jesus into a cattle car bound for a concentration camp, since Jesus is pacifist and wouldn't resist. However, once the train was running, Jesus would simply ascend miraculously through the roof and up into heaven. Hitler would then be struck to death by a holy lightning bolt.

Or, as an alternative, Jesus would just die.

Connection to Josef Stalin:

In a 1-on-1 match, Hitler would win just by virtue of being the crazier of the two. But after his victory, Hitler would somehow inexplicably end up in Russia in the middle of winter where he would quickly freeze to death.

Connection to That Vietnamese Monk Who Lit Himself On Fire:

Hitler would just point and laugh as the monk burst into flames. However, his mirth would be short-lived when he realized the Vietnamese monk was really a T1000 sent from the future to stop Hitler from giving birth to John Connor.

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